soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

"i love you," bono whispers to his wife. "oh honey," she whispers back, "i love you too." bono rolls over in bed and stares at the ceiling as she drifts off to sleep. why cant she love him for who he is and not just his band

this isnt a joke post or anything, bono is just very insecure

never seen a post describing my life so well 

laurenbrookevans:

this is me cooking

laurenbrookevans:

this is me cooking